Q. How do I get to SPI?

A. By Plane: Fly into either Brownsville (30 miles) or Harlingen (45 miles) Airport. Once you know your flight itinerary, contact the airport shuttle and arrange a no-hassle ride to the island.

By car: Drive to south Texas, following the signs toward Harlingen/Brownsville. When you get to the Rio Grande Valley, follow the signs to SPI. DO NOT SPEED THROUGH LOS FRESNOS! Nabbing speeders is that town's main source of revenue.You will know you are here when you have crossed a very long causeway.

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Q. I'm an SPI spring break veteran - what's new since last year?

A. We have a few new clubs that appear interesting -- Skky to the north and Pelican West to the South and Salsa Padre in between.

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Q. How far is it....?

A. Great forum posting from "SpringBreak Guy" lays it all out:

ust a Couple of Distances have fun :lol.

Hotel--------Distance to Coca Cola Beach
--------------remember its SAND ur walking on
Holiday Inn--- 0.56miles north
La Copa Inn-- 0.26miles n
Sharaton----- 0.43m n
SunChase---- 0.37m s
Miramar------ 0.47m s
Padre South-- 0.61m s
Saida towers- 0.18m n
Howard Johnson using Access next to Padre south- 0.93m s
Radissons beach is Coca Cola beach.
Bahia Mar-- 3.23 miles s
International condoes-- 2.42miles s

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MC=Mcdonalds, TF=Tequila Frogs, Lu=Louies,
From Tequila Frogs to Louies is 0.32miles n
McDonalds to TF is 0.6mile n
so ur hotel to TF + 0.32 is distance to Louies backyard
Using Streets/sidewalks

s-south n-north etc
HoJo-to TF .09w, MC .46s
Padre South to TF .41nw, MC .43s,
MiraMar to TF .54n, MC .26s,
Quality inn to MC is 0.07e
Radisson to TF .86n, MC .27n
La Copa to TF 1.06n, MC .49n
SunChase4 to TF .55n, MC .14n,
Sharaton to TF 1.37n, MC .77n
Holiday inn to TF 1.55n, MC 1m or .85 if you walk through the sharaton parking lot.
Choas is close/south of Hojo and Tequilafrogs is behind Hojo same distance but one is south and other is west.

miles x 5280 gives you feet. Divide feet by 3 for yard.
These are estimates using Google Earth, measured by what you actually walk on not single line from one point to another.
so instead of saying the hotel is one block away i drew the line that you would actually walk since not all of us cant fly over hotels and sand dune. by the way dont go on the sand dunes it is illegal. although it wont surprise me if even the cops there dont know that.

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Q. What can you tell me about going to Mexico? Is it safe?

A. It is very safe if you stay on the beaten tourist path. The best way to do it is to leave the driving to someone else. There are many local companies that will make sure you get there and back with minimal fuss or expense. Leisure Tours is offering Wed. day trips for $25 (prepaid.) Click here for more info on Matamoros, Mexico.

Also be aware that US immigration will be keeping an eagle eye out for intoxicated minors trying to cross back into the US so exercise some common sense here

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Q. I spent big bucks and got a killer fake ID. The bartender won't notice, will she?

A. Don't bet your future on it. Club employees' jobs depend on weeding out the fakes and they are VERY good at it. The consequences of being caught trying to pass a fake ID can be serious. Most Island clubs that cater to spring breakers will let you on the premises if you can prove you are 18 or older. Just don't let them catch you imbibing anything stronger than a coke - they are very good at that, too. Being bounced from the club and having to pay cover all over again would be the least-horrible thing that could happen to you.

Our resident legal eagle, Mike McNamara, has written a series of pithy yet entertaining articles regarding legal issues of interest to spring breakers - including one on this very subject. Please read it.

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Q. Is there any place where I can buy a T-shirt on S.P.I.?

A. As a matter of fact, there are several locations on the island, cleverly disguised as T-shirt shops (and/or man-eating sharks), that carry a wide selection of that popular commodity.

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Q. What's the best way to get around without a car?

A. The civilized section of the Island is only 5 miles long by about 1/2 mile wide, so you can walk nearly anywhere. The WAVE trolley offers free transportation during the day; Louie's and some religious organizations offer free transportation all night (until 3 AM) and you can get a cab to anywhere on the Island for about $4.00.

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Q. Is there any way to beat the Blackbeards' line?

A. No.

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Q. What kind of party events/side trips are there on South Padre for spring breakers?

A. Check out the day -trips to Mexico and 2-hour party cruise on the bay offered by Inertia Tours

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Q. My school's break is earlier/later than most other schools and it looks like we will miss out on all the concerts and stuff. Will there still be things for us to do?

A. While it may seem that the organized activities are unfairly weighted towards "Texas Week," comfort yourselves with the knowledge that the only things you will really be missing out on are some concerts, annoying traffic jams and exorbitant room rates. The beach activities and foam parties at the Bahia Mar will keep going through March 31st -- and it is a fair bet that Louie's will be hopping right on into April.

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Q. What's the deal with these older folks blocking up the roads with their R.V.'s and demanding we turn the music down?

A. They're our Winter Texans and they were instrumental in keeping the party going until you could get here. Just think of them as your own grandparents and treat them with all due respect. Remember, you will be one of them some day and that karma thing can and will come back and bite you in the butt.

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Q. Where's the beach?

A. Contrary to what you may believe, the beach does extend past the Radisson. Padre Island is 34 miles long, and while not all of that is easily accessible from town, the stretch of relatively untouched beach north of the city limits is well worth exploring - especially if you want to get naked and frolic in the dunes. (For more info, see my Clothing Optional Beach page.)

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Q. Where do I meet hot chicks/buff dudes?

A. Perfect specimens of both genders will be well-represented on spi for springbreak '03. As soon as we learn their precise locations, we will be happy to pass on the information. In the meantime, check out our spring break message board - several of them seem to be camping out there. (BTW - consider reading Mike's article about what the law regards as acceptable behavior toward members of the opposite sex. You might be surprised...)

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Q. If by some strange fluke the weather should turn cold or wet, what is there to do around here?

A. I'd have to admit that the beach isn't all that much fun under the conditions you've described, but fun can be found off the beach as well. We have lots of neat stores here for those born to shop; you can catch a quick tour to Mexico; or drop into a local pub and meet the natives -

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Q. Speaking of which, what is the best way to deal with the inhabitants?

A. Try a little compassion. Remember, we're basically a small town that likes to lay back and take it easy. We work hard at making the place tidy and inviting for all of our guests and appreciate your efforts to help us keep it that way. No matter how much we try to prepare for spring break, the actual event always comes as something of a shock. Be nice to the local population, and we will do everything in our power to make sure you have all the fun you can pack into your stay with us. We want you to come back!

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In conclusion, I would like to share with you a cautionary tale from a few years back: I was crossing the pavilion parking lot in Isla Blanca Park after one of the big concerts, when a shiny new candy apple red Trans Am nearly ran me over as it was peeling out. I was still saying unladylike things under my breath when I heard a crash. Turning around, I saw what appeared to be the result of irresistible force meeting an immovable object - the Trans Am lay inert with its nose crushed and buried in the hood of a police car. The cop looked grim, the driver of the Trans Am looked like he was going to cry, and I was glad that I was on foot.

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Be careful out there, and remember to Have Fun, Help Others Have Fun, and Unlitter!